jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay, via dysphorism)

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lanadelrevupthosefryers:

I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years

(via himicaela)

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abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage, via inkapedia)

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why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury, via austincerlile)

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baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via raysofthesun)

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